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If you ever feel a little bit stupid just dig this up and read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.

(On September 17 1994 Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever would you and why ?
Answer: ‘I would not live forever because we should not live forever because If we were supposed to live forever then we would live forever but we cannot live forever which is why I would not live forever’
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
‘Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.’
–Mariah Carey

‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life’
– Brooke Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body’
–Winston Bennett University of Kentucky basketball forward.

‘Outside of the killings Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country’
–Mayor Marion Barry Washington DC .

‘That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass and I’m just the one to do it’
–A congressional candidate in Texas .

‘Half this game is ninety percent mental..’
–Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
–Al Gore Vice President

‘I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .’
– Dan Quayle

‘We’v! e got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?’
–Lee Iacocca

‘The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.’
–Joe Theisman NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

‘We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.’
– Colonel Gerald Wellman ROTC Instructor .

‘Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.’
– Department of Social Services Greenville South Carolina

‘Traditionally most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.’
–Keppel Enderbery
‘If somebody has a bad heart they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning when they wake up dead there’ll be a record.’
–Mark S. Fowler FCC Chairman

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“HP 2133 Mini-Note PC” sau mai pe scurt “HP Mini” este un produs nou al celor de la HP.
Noul mini notebook poate fi comparat si se doreste a fi un rival al mai faimosului EEPC produs de ASUS.
Acest notebook ultraportabil are dotari impresionante avand in vedere dimensiunile sale reduse si pretul se pare ca va fi de asemenea unul foarte competitiv. In SUA HP Mini porneste de la un pret de 499 $ pentru varianta cea mai slaba si ajunge la un maxim de 749 $ pentru varianta de top.
Varianta cea mai ieftina are un processor VIA C7M de 1 GHz, 512Mb de memorie RAM, si un SSD de 4Gb si va avea instalat ca sistem de operare Novell Suse Linux.
Urmatoarea varianta va costa 549 $ si va avea un processor VIA de 1,2 GHz, 1Gb de RAM si un hard-disk de 120 de GB, pentru 50 $ in plus va veni si cu sistemul de operare Windows Vista Home Basic.
Cea mai performanta versiune a 2133 va avea ca plus fata de celelalte modele o baterie cu sase celule (fata de trei), un procesor tot de la VIA dar cu o viteza de 1,6GHz, 2Gb de memorie RAM, un HDD de 120Gb, conectivitate Bluetooth, webcam integrat si Windows Vista Home Business.

Toate cele trei modele vor avea doua porturi USB 2.0, un slot SDHC si unul ExpressCard/54, plus o iesire VGA.
Ca optiuni pentru toate modelele vor exista hard-diskuri de 120 si 160Gb cu 7200 de rotatii pe minut.
Rezolutia acestor modele de mini-laptopuri va si destul de generoasa, 1280×768 spre deosebire de Eee PC 7” care are o rezolutie de 800×480 sau Eee PC 8,9” care vine cu rezolutia de 1024×800, iar ecranul va fi de tip glossy.

Pentru a va putea face o parere mai buna despre acest produs puteti urmarii urmatorul review.

Un film de scurt metraj cu un mesaj profund.

Fie ca cel mai bun sa castige!

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Filmuletul asta e absolut genial.
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